GERMANY - The German parliament has secured far-reaching rights to decide on the actions of the euro rescue fund. But several German politicians are warning that the Bundestag's determination to have its say could threaten efforts to save the euro, by hindering the fund's ability to act quickly.
FALKLANDS - Thirty years after Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands, everyone here seems agreed on one thing: it will not happen again. Military spending has been cut back savagely. Argentina's air force is still only equipped with the planes it had in 1982.
CUBA - Cuba will celebrate next week’s Good Friday for the first time since the 1959 Cuban revolution, following a request from Pope Benedict during his visit to the island, according to state media. Cuban President Raul Castro agreed to Benedict’s request to recognise the day Christians commemorate Jesus’s crucifixion and has declared the day a public holiday.
UK - A parish church has been torn apart by its priest’s decision to defect to the Roman Catholic Church. On Wednesday, the 26-strong choir of St James the Great will sing for the congregation as they have always done during Holy Week. But this week they will do so a mile down the road in St Anne’s Roman Catholic church, their new home.
UK - The government will be able to monitor the calls, emails, texts and website visits of everyone in the UK under new legislation set to be announced soon. Internet firms will be required to give intelligence agency GCHQ access to communications on demand, in real time.
IRAN - Last year, I visited Mlitta, a town in southern Lebanon which Hezbollah has turned into its version of an evil Disneyworld. One of the displays featured huge poster boards sporting Google Earth images of “the next targets.” In his Alef article, Ali Reza Forqani, an ally of Iran’s Supreme Leader, goes further. After justifying a war against Israel, Ali Reza Forqani delves into how Iran should conduct its war:
UK - Thousands of lorry drivers are preparing to join strike action by tanker drivers to bring Britain to a standstill within a month. Plans by 4,000 truckers to stop strike-busting soldiers in their tracks are well advanced. They want to blockade refineries and are aiming to cause gridlock on motorways to stop the Army movement of tankers.
ARGENTINA - A group of British and American banks have been threatened with legal action by the Argentine government for advising and writing research reports about companies involved in the Falkland Islands’ £1.6 billion oil industry.
FALKLANDS - The Falklands are at greater risk of capture than at any time since 1982, senior military officers warn. Tomorrow marks the 30th anniversary of Argentina’s invasion of the islands, which were reclaimed at a cost of 255 British lives.
USA - Recently we are seeing accelerated puberty in young girls, alarming increase in the men with extremely low sperm counts and transgender phenomenon growing at alarming pace.
AZERBAIJAN - In 2009, the deputy chief of mission of the US embassy in Baku, Donald Lu, sent a cable to the State Department's headquarters in Foggy Bottom titled "Azerbaijan's discreet symbiosis with Israel." The memo, later released by WikiLeaks, quotes Azerbaijan's President Ilham Aliyev as describing his country's relationship with the Jewish state as an iceberg: "nine-tenths of it is below the surface."
USA - Somebody out there has decided that the Department of Homeland Security needs a whole lot of ammunition. Recently it was announced that ATK was awarded a contract to provide up to 450 MILLION hollow point bullets to the Department of Homeland Security over the next five years.
USA/GB - Britain could be hit with more than £6 billion of trade sanctions from the US in retaliation for actions also committed by Germany and France. The drastic measures – which could cripple Britain’s export trade with America – are the climax of a mammoth eight-year legal battle between the EU and the US.
ISRAEL - Israel imposed a general closure on the West Bank late Thursday night, while the army and police raised their level of alert ahead of Friday’s anticipated Land Day demonstrations and a so-called Global March to Jerusalem. The march’s organizers have predicted that two million participants will converge on Israel’s borders to join the protests.
EUROPE - The best hope for saving the euro is for the Pope to pray for divine intervention, according to an email written in the office of Herman Van Rompuy, the man charged with preserving the European Union's single currency.